"And thanks to you, all you boys and girls and gals and pals and friends and fans out in TV Land. Just stay right there and don’t go nowhere, ‘cause there’s more to come if you want some. It’s not all about who lost or won, it’s how you play and how you feel. The rest is easy when you know the deal. We’ve got crazy cats busting moves, funky grooves from The Roots crew dudes. Little later, I’m sure you know, we got the Beach Boys here to close the show. I dig the sun, I dig the sand and all the little critter that live in it, man. But I don’t need a beach to look for crabs, all I have to do is check my pants. You heard me right, I got pubic lice but don’t worry baby, it’s kinda nice. Not sure how I got ‘em, probably college, but I get around, that’s common knowledge. I get good vibrations all over the place and when they hop up and down in my private space. So sit right back and go smack your wack and don’t touch that dial, we’ll be right back."